What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Can you explain the difference between a detox center and an addiction treatment center? Are they interchangeable terms?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

What was Meghan Markle's reaction to the meeting between Prince William and Taylor Swift?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.